Stop dragging, Pitkowski, they're coming after your sweetheart! I had a totally different idea about what this was, but it's still beautiful! That concludes today's non-denominational inspirational affirmation. I had no idea your foot was so tiny. I don't want to talk about it. It's gonna take him some time to to accept who he really is. No, honey, I don't want to pick your sister up at the airport!.
C-C-Can someone give me a ride? To a job that I love, which I don't even know if I can do with a baby! That's right, guys, high knees, high knees. He was born to be a parent. Well it seems I've gone and gotten myself - promoted. I needed some sexy clothes, so I asked Gloria to help me shop. I'm so sorry if I gave you that impression, but to be fair, you don't really share that part of your life with me. This is your rugby team? These small town gays have it made.
I-I think he could see how lost and alone I was. Doesn't mean I can't turn it on when I need to. And you were lucky enough to have Dad. What could he possibly be doing here? Um, can I just say, I am so comfortable with your sexuality. How am I gonna tell my mom? There are no women in here. She and I agreed not to discuss it. Okay, I can't watch this anymore! I just need to make sure he's okay.
Thompson, I see you, I hear you, and I'm listening! Do people still say rock? I hope our baby gets her brain. You're You're picking him over me?! I'm freaked because I just found out that I'm pregnant. And not one of the cool ones created by Industrial Light and Magic! And look, we're in Yucaipa. Hmm sighs I didn't love it at first. And, I don't know, it felt like my whole world opened up that day. Mom, please don't take this personally, but I was shopping with Gloria today because I wanted to find something sexy for my weekend away with Bill, and that's more her thing.
Just stopped by the cobbler to get my penny loafers re-soled. Uh, he's right behind you. Ugh, Alex, come on, sell it if you're gonna talk like that. It is a product of our love, right? Her sexual awakening has been tough on all of us. Oh, sorry, I'm talking to my girlfriend and I accidentally kept the megaphone button pressed! Before the game, you eat your calm mammals, your beefs, your muttons. Twenty years ago, I was in this bar, feeling just like you do.
I-I'm as big a Star Wars fan as you are! This is gonna come as a surprise to you, but your dad was a different guy than you think. It's where, in high school, I first gained the respect of my peers, and if I'm being honest, where I'd hoped I'd finally gain the admiration of my father-in-law. Now let's go take it to these guys, who I'm sure are blessed with other gifts but are not great at football! Meanwhile, when Alex is up for a prestigious government job that requires a family interview, it causes everyone to overcompensate and jeopardize her chances; and Haley and Dylan think it might be time they grew up a little. You know, I don't say it enough, but I am so glad that you and I can talk about anything. Oh, is Nicole coming in soon? You want to know how I feel? And this really nice guy came up to talk to me. This is the one thing she always told me not to do, and you're the person she told me not to do it with.
It makes me sad when you have to ask me what young people say. Everyone does at your age. Hey, hey, first time I walked into this bar, I did, too. My original plan was to come in here, single out the under-performers and throw diapers at them! What's wrong, are your training bras too tight?! I don't know why we don't spend more time alone together. Let's go around and each say the gender pronoun we prefer.
Because this is a good thing, isn't it? I-I make a teacher's salary. Sweetheart, I'm very proud of you. It's not the insult you think it is. It's just it's strange to say it out loud like that, you know? But it is not just for Bill because it's also for me because I'm I'm reclaiming a part of myself that I don't think I've really - There's a lot of this. We're bending over like a Okay! Look, this is a beautiful thing. What the hell is happening? Right there, he's my nemesis. Remember when you told me not to snap when I dance? It looked like you were trying to get peanut butter off your fingers.
So when are we gonna start touching? Look at them out there. You told them about not eating chicken, right? Why is Alex leaving the house dressed like a flasher? We support athletics and we educate at-risk youth about careers in closets. You know what they did to Poland! See, I learn something whenever I spend time with you. Go on, let's see you strut your stuff. He's been lurking around here for weeks. So, what did you buy? But doesn't it feel great to to finally own who you really are? Hold on a second now. He has no redeeming qualities, well, except for his taste in men! Okay, one step at a time.