Drop down and give me 25 crunches. He the proceeds to speak slower and clear whilst using sign language in order to convey the threat of putting his foot in the recruit's ass should he step out of line. Do not rehost or hotlink webcomics. Cadet Alex Stone: But it's not a life or death situation. ~ Major Payne This is like my favorite movie. Major Benson Winifred Payne: Good.
We busted our asses off out there! I feel Major Payne is a under rated comedy. This includes pictures of text with irrelevant images that don't add context, and transcriptions of standup comedy as with. The once child actor who starred in the 1995 comedy, Orlando Brown played Tiger looks to have revealed plans to bring back the strict and offensive Major Payne originally played by Wayans. I'm the one person who wears the words 'hustle, loyalty, respect' on my T-shirts and merchandise. .
If you are not the author of the comic in question, you may only submit links to the page where it is hosted. Was there ever a Ms. Social media content of any kind is not allowed. Please view for suggestions of where these submissions can be offered. Why in the world would anybody want a blind dog? Don't you ever read any of those stories about little people who do big things? Instead with a link to the post. ~ Major Payne This is like my favorite movie. These boys have to earn their due.
Cadet Dotson: He'll hang you with it. No further details have been mentioned on the reported sequel, stay posted. I did not mean to offend you. Major Payne: You hold it or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground! Posts encouraging the harassment of any individual, group, community, or subreddit will be removed, and the submitting user may be banned. What you had was a nightmare.
No pictures of just text. Welcome to : You may only post if you are funny. Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy? I don't think he has ever had a role that he wasn't a drill sergeant. Sometimes, all you need to get through the day is one good laugh. I feel Major Payne is a under rated comedy.
I feel Major Payne is a under. You'll get no sympathy from me. Cadets: He makes us squat when we piss. They will be deleted regardless of intent. No gore, pornography, or sexually graphic images. Cadets: Got no worry, got no stress.
Major Payne: And I call it neutering. This ain't no walk in the park. I don't think he has ever had a role that he wasn't a drill sergeant. See more ideas about Major payne meme, Major payne quotes and Fanny pics. Sometimes, all you need to get through the day is one good laugh. Sometimes, all you need to get through the day is one good laugh.
Cadet Dotson: Get your fat pork body over that. You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf? Major Payne's idea of a good bedtime story is to recall his worst battlefield horrors, and Wayans gives it just the right twist of comedy to put Payne's bullet-pierced heart in the right place--he's really just a good guy with an iron-clad exterior. Cadet Alex Stone: It's slippery! Keep doing what you're doing. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of congress. Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: Major Payne! Wayans plays the role as if killing and warfare were the only joys in life, and when he finds himself cast adrift without a military commission, a scene that directly parodies Apocalypse Now lets you know that Wayans who cowrote the script is going to bring something new to this routine scenario. Politics are ugly, religion is struggling, technology is stressful, and the economy is unfortunate. Guys like us are becoming dinosaurs.
Cadet Williams: Payne's not here, he's in our ass! Outside of the reported Lethal Weapon reboot, Wayans is now being linked to a Major Payne sequel. Non-memetic image macros are allowed. Don't you never make no jokes about me behind my back again otherwise I'll stomp all your heads into the ground! Major Payne: Two Chubby Chubby Chubby! In accordance with , there is zero tolerance for this. Major Payne: My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. Major Payne: Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother. What's one thing that we have in our lives that we can depend on? The only thing he know is to slip your throat. ~ Major Payne This is like my favorite movie.
However he is quickly surrounded by enemy troops and this exchange occurs. Major Payne: I'm just a bald headed son of a bitch without hair. Emily: No, actually he left. If you don't get across that rope. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. ~ Major Payne This is like my favorite movie. I'ma fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry.