And then I put all this up. Don't worry about your mom. The employee's are so rude and unfriendly. I took some fudge from the snack table at your party and put it in the urinal. That's spelled with the number eight. Okay, Mort's back on the list. Lin, Christmas is in three days.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. However, the kids have their own theory, attributing the robbery to the anti-Santa - The Bleaken. Yeah, the ones I bothered putting up there. I'm just wondering when we're gonna do it. So I'm gonna sing my Christmas song. We know who all the suspects are. We could hear you talking in the background.
Looks like we'll be doing this in the dark. So, should we, like, stake out the perimeter and call for some backup? It's very good ham, Father. Well, you wanted us to honor them? Well, maybe some eggnog will cheer you up? So you've thought this through. I crossed everyone off the list. But you know what I can't get back? The kitchen was staffed by adults that got the orders out quick and piping hot, and the burgers in the taco burgers seemed larger than other locations and the fries were smoking hot. I mean, shame on you, Gene.
I got a party to poop on. I noticed a lot of the big-ticket items were still available, so Aw, look at our little tree. This is really the stupidest way to die. Could she have maybe not read it very well? Room temperature and everybody's touched it. It's pretty fresh and-and no one's touched it, - except maybe Teddy. I can't take the smell anymore. Eh, I may have been a little overly focused on getting my tree back.
Now, I'm not saying the Bleaken took my ornaments, - 'cause it could have been anyone. I've learned one thing in law enforcement. You could use the extra muscle. You all know what that means. Look what the fart dragged in! No, you got to listen.
Twinkly lights, twinkly lights That's what makes Christmas bright All different colors, and all different types I mean, sure, there are a lot of white lights But you need an assortment Of lights To do it right Ooh, ooh And when they want to tell us that we're all wrong I'm here to tell you That we're All Lights - It's twinkle - Bright twinkly lights - Twinkly lights - They twinkle for me - Make it light - That's right Ooh, ooh White light, black light Twinkly lights, bright light White light, black light Twinkly lights. So should we put out cookies and milk for Santa? Uh, turns out, I'm bad at that. That's why we have all those things. Kids, did you move Mom's little tree? Hey, she's not picking it up. Nana used to give us wine. Isn't this spot right in the middle? We're so close to finding the Bleaken. Like in a fun way? I can't believe we're doing this.
If you believe the media. He looked inside, saw us, and didn't come in. I think he was at our party. I didn't realize how w-wonderful this party was. But we can't get too carried away, right? You're gonna get a big surprise. You kids go upstairs and make your mom and me - some of those coupon books that - You love so much? He's got, like, different names in different cultures, but he's basically the anti-Santa. If I hadn't gotten so caught up in my ornaments investigation, the kids wouldn't be in danger right now.
Hey Lin, what's the plan? He looked inside, saw us, and didn't come in. Kids, did you move Mom's little tree? Wait, what do you mean? So, we should throw the party from my dream at the restaurant. Is America's Most Boring and Sad Videos still on the air? Now that we know where the Bleaken stole everything from, maybe we can triangulate, and find his nest. I took some fudge from the snack table at your party and put it in the urinal. Oh, my God, did we just triangulate? Everyone, we're leaving in a second.