Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap Yeah the fans of rap started recognizing anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left That shit sound pretty damn complex I guess, I wanna be the best I just wanna do it my way And turn the whole game sideways And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight I ain't mad at that Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques And I ain't about to win them back to back I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back Til I stop rapping You ain't even sold a damn album yet True That's a lot of talk from a wily vet Let alone a young rook nigga You misread me Nah this ain't a book nigga Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg No, you just fucking repetitive dawg I get it, you trying to be better than all But you ain't shit until cheddars involved I get that I gotta prove myself No shit you ain't done shit But think about that though Only doing this a couple of years One tape and I'm like this? Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeating himself? He's right down the hall. You can call me Dogg Let me just check your sheet No problem, sir, let me just say I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave Let me start with your background Where you come from? You want me to make a up right now? I mean… Just feels like… A lot, right now Ok. Juanita, bring some weed in here, please. Five years from now, tell me bout the due Well, I don't care about t he money Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate I don't wanna leave the game the same In a nutshell, what's your legacy? This shit is aight for your first shit But you don't know if it's your worst shit You don't think finding out would be worth it? Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know You don't know if it could be working even better And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out I don't mean any disrespect by that I'm just saying I have a different background Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant So what are your biggest strengths?. Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so… Whatever.
Thank you You got it, Snoop. Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a together What would you do for the for this song? I have an appointment today. Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond Before that Oh, you talking bout my hometown? Well I can tell a story about my morning Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence Like the 14 year old Topanga Oh this shit like a joke to you? It might be, it might not But I'mma put your ass to work, kid Wait, like, like I have the job? Nigga, that shit is garbage man Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes? You ain't never got no head before? Yeah I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap Elaborate Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad, I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that Know you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps Boo hoo what a hardship How you paid to get the rap shit started? Yeah, I guess So what you trying to do? Thanks Hey, I got y'all y'all weed. Shut the fuck up, rap's like life If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little bitch Nah, that's my niche! Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg shit right there Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt? I'm bout to be professional Homie, I'm professional Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing? But what kind of tea do you guys have? Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed That's the target I'll hit And that's the heart of my pitch I wanna do this whole thing different What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different? Oh my god, it's the best Bitches let me draw up on their breasts Literally I can reinvent myself I got a forum to project myself It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself It's kinda healthy Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals Sure In a club and a couple niggas threaten you Uh, I wouldn't do shit And I don't even get what that got to do with this? Actually, I'll take head I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head. It's uh, this door right here, right? Give him a knock and he should be right with you. It's just so early Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? Show more Recommendated for Professional Rapper - Lil Dicky Feat.
Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right? I don't get it Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual Like as a guy So when i get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie Real recognize real, right? We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, english breakfast. Man, my Bar Mitzvah money But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass Yeah, I guess That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap? Alright, uh, okay Man do the hook! D-Did you just say head? First door to your right. Super nice woman Nigga, why does everything you say sound so soft? Damn, that's some great looking weed. . .
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