Devin: We're working on this alternative energy source, which, if successful, could change everything about how we consume energy in this country. You gotta let that feeling feel good. Most movies would say one is enough, not this one. And the treasure is our friendship! Wolfman is on the run from the police for violating business practices after a gynecology procedure gone wrong. Perhaps with the guidance of their nefarious math teacher Mike Epps , a little assistance from an unhinged classmate Andy Milonakis , and a closet full of California kush, Mac will finally graduate, and Devin will get the earn his coveted scholarship while learning to cut loose and have a little fun in the process. Bruno Mars: So what we get drunk.
What happens is stuff becomes funnier and music slightly speeds up. How you gonna watch a motherfuckin' weed movie without no motherfuckin' weed?! I'm still trying to remember what they sound like. He's nervous, apprehensive, and sexually inexperienced. Unfortunately, that is just about all that I can say of this film that is positive. The times that try men's soul. Skinnfloot: No, these are your expulsion papers. So, I'm the Rap Critic—you don't have to like my opinion, but I don't have to like your movie.
There are fisheye lenses… …there are plague masks… …and dentist offices with faerie… …and there is a scene where Mac and all the cool stoner kids from school employ an electronic basketball scoreboard to rate and then compliment one another on their smoke rings. So what, you smoke weed? First of all, why the filmmakers thought it'd be a good idea to cast damn-near-40-year-old Snoop Dogg as a high-school student in the first place is beyond me; granted, a running joke throughout the film is that he's been enrolled at the school for 15 years, but even so this would mean that he was in 9th grade at 25. Which: even in his downspiral she offers to bail him out of trouble and get him into Yale. Stay with me, you all. Devin Wiz Khalifa : High school. I will also say, there is plenty of great new music from both Wiz and Snoop in the movie. Hale's faculty, which consequently has given him the pull to avoid expulsion.
Or existed in the first place. Just so you have an idea what kind of person is doing character voices. Where he soon discovers that cocaine is the drug of high society. He lights up And now, the shocking reveal! Anyway, Mac goes through the process of corrupting young, innocent Devin. Mac: You got your indica, you got your hybrids over there. It begins with super-senior and marijuana dealer Mac, played by Snoop Dogg making his rounds throughout the campus of N.
Snoop's released music videos with more plot than this. Off-camera Girl: Ooh, I want your cock! A pseudo-inspirational speech about weed! Hale High for over a decade. Ain't that right, younger, newer music critic? Todd: Spoilers: the secret ingredient is going to be pot. I live on the Internet, I've heard it. And even despite the fact that this movie has more padding than a sumo wrestler costume, it's still only 75 minutes long. The soundtrack was released worldwide in stores on December 13, 2011. It sounds like they're talking about sex.
Snoop Dogg: Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis, no weenies. Think you could hook me up with a joint to relieve the pain? Mac deals weed to pretty much everybody—parents, Tyga, Swedish women—and somehow thrives even under the watchful eye of Assistant Principal Skinnfloot sigh: Derek D , resident honky and erstwhile perv. Like, there are long, long montages where we watch Snoop and Wiz smoke weed out of a coterie of pieces, just that for about ten minutes or so: spliff, bong, sherlock, bong while wearing funny hats, bubbler, one-ie, another spliff, gas masks, and then, as if unveiling the Ark of the Covenant, a vaporizer. Skinnfloot: Know what this is I'm filling out? I'd suggest watching a movie that's naturally already funny, so that when you watch it high, it can be ten times as funny, instead of eking up the lowest laugh-per-minute ratio you could get from a supposed comedy by watching this. This movie can barely afford graphics that you see in a local car dealership commercial, but they cared to pay money for a choreographer? In addition to the film's tired premise, a slew of B-List actors make it all the more depressing.
Wiz gives a listless performance throughout pretty much the whole film even in one particular scene where he motorboats a prostitutes naked breasts , but I'll just assume he was baked the whole film. This may be one of the laziest, most rushed, and poorly executed stoner films I've ever seen in my life. Ask not what high school can do for you, but what you can do. Todd: You have an excellent point, badly animated talking blunt. . Huck: I've spoken with your teacher and he wants you all to present a research project for your final grade. Production and filming began immediately after the announcement.
I wouldn't bother checking it out even if you do smoke weed. Todd: How can a movie be so shameful that even Snoop Dogg wouldn't promote it? In the end, they pass their chemistry project and both graduate from N. She farts brown smoke, which Knees Down inhales completely from his wheelchair. Mac: Uh, could we speak to Mamasan? I think we made a terrible mistake. In these excruciatingly long, humorless scenes where a bunch of turds take blunts to the neck and drool out nonsense, using cannabis is workmanlike, pregnant with wasted time and irritating company. Holy crap, what are they doing here?! Devin: What are you talking about, Mahatma? This is what we're making—the catalytic ingredient.