Do you know the main place for refugees from Iraq getting re-homed in Britain is Glasgow? Something to put England on the back foot. We take language too literally. I love the fact that he dresses up as a ninja to try and look scarier. Australia is the most racist place on Earth. She ate a packet of Mentos and they found her head three miles away. If I had to build and maintain the ride, I would stretch piano wire across the bottom of the rollercoaster so that everybody finished the ride with a photograph of themselves with two thumbs up and no fucking head. You say Snapchat, I say speedwank.
I honestly believe there are children alive today underneath the floorboards, and in the walls of the Houses of Parliament. This spring, Scottish comedian brings a new show to the and other venues around the United Kingdom. I used to just stand in a corner and watch. You wanted a wee bit of attention? Despite announcing his retirement from stand-up comedy a few years ago, Boyle has evidently performed an about turn. We need to engage more with politics, man. Nigel Farage, who to me always looks like a frog trying to escape from a scrotum. I never get involved in celebrity paedophilia, myself.
I honestly think if I was an Afghan civilian at the minute, I would get dressed up as a leopard, and hope I got saved by Ricky Gervais. Humans are the only animals that watch porn. I honestly blame American foreign policy for a lot of that stuff. Thanks for trying to help me out. He was a cop with a sense of humour.
Got the refugee crisis in Calais… Those people are frightened as well. My friend died from cancer. You missed the routine about the English public school system. There was a wee guy with a cleft palate being fucked under the House of Lords 40 minutes ago. It was the fucking banks! Thanks for all the diamonds! Our elites are the only people in the world that feel jealous of orphans. Boris Johnson evolved that fringe as a kind of makeshift cum shield. Bieber sort of looks like grown-up Madeleine McCann cross-dressing for anonymity.
An old woman tweeted me… This is true, all right? The Scottish Frankie Boyle is by far the most politically incorrect stand-up comedian. How did they make him? Frankie Boyle doesn't take any prisoners. ScotRail would never get us to the fucking camps on time. Two sets of fat people singing about famine. The only country in the world where people give travel reviews entirely in alcohol prices. Was that too much for some of you? I think we live in a rape culture, we live in a porn culture. Could I have a cup of tea? I watched Michael McIntyre the other night.
What you need is a system that lets you change your Netflix country. So in many ways, he did the right thing. I thought it was very sad to read about the death of Robin Williams last year. I love playing at Gorbals. Doctor Who, of course, is the archetypal Scottish character.
The average person is fucking Chinese. Have you noticed that she looks masculine and he looks feminine? Okay, we might have to learn how to treat women slightly better, but we can change. So you had to move to a mercenary model, and Britain did the same. Ayers Rock is just a load of dead Aborigines with a tarpaulin pulled over it. Get in touch: Everything in this website is unofficial and may be horrifically wrong.
Jimmy Savile had the paedophilic range of 26 miles. I grew up thinking that turning something into a joke was a way of explaining it to people. Get yourself an ice hockey stick so you can tickle his ear. I think it is just hilarious how he brings his jokes in his typical Scottish accent. I fucking love the Orange Walk, actually. Your idea of decadence is probably bath bombs or something, right? He flies around the world, apologising to all the children that actually have to make the presents.
I want a burst of honesty in one of those boxes. Standing at the border with bunting, welcoming back the Scottish diaspora. And you run all night long. An old guy asked me to help him cross the road. There was a certain amount of irony involved in that.