Ted the Bellhop: A block of wood. Chester: About one minute less than it takes to count to 700. There'll be plenty for you at the party, baby. Ordered chronologically by film title. Then starts the day again with a maddening commute.
I'm not a frog, and you're not a bunny. I'm pleased to meet you, sir. Um, I don't think she's faithful to me. Ted the Bellhop: I don't know, I'm not a gun guy. I was just beginning to think. Don't yell at me - I'm not yelling. Shut up, you little shit! I gotta get the- It's the finger! I cannot turn on an adult station without the express permission of your parents.
This is one of those moments in time. No, he didn't make me fuck his wife. I give and I give and I give and I give and I give. I gotta tell you, that guy, he's gotta go to France to get respect. No, not turn it on.
~Marion Woodman I love the body. I want you to be in bed and asleep before :. Ah, hey, you talk about stars, uh- Hey, kid, put this on. Why has not Man a microscopic eye? It's one of Jerry's better movies. Ted the Bellhop: Who the fuck cares whether it was a.
Hammer, rammer, Spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby. John McClane: Fuck being a hero. Uh- Ah, if you saw it, you'd remember it. What I'm saying is that you accidentally forgot that the first thing you said. Block of wood, bucket of ice and a hatchet, sir. I use this bark for a tea which assists in astral travel. But I was just wondering if you could tell me, what is all that stuff for? Diana, O Great Beautiful One, we make these offerings to you.
Elspeth: Hey, don't talk to her that way. Easy for you to say after you fuck another man's wife. Ted the Bellhop: No, sir. Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife!. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1838 journal, about Jones Very 'Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus.
You can buy a whole lot of soup with that pile. I can't feel my leg! It's the Chester Rush party. Hey, what are you doing? And my new one, The Dog Catcher, which, by the way, is testing right through the ceiling, all right, is projected to gross a hundred. Chester: Well, that is definitely a ball of twine. At sixty the man sees the folly of his early ambitions, and lays them aside. ~Aldous Huxley The body never lies.
Your dad says he hates baby-sitters, doesn't trust 'em. Did you ever see that film, Ted? I am a Jedi, like my father before me. Glad you could make it, chum. ~William Osler I have my rhythm like the tides and the seasons, I have my fitness. A collection of some of the funniest film quotes from the last 50 years.