Don't try me, all right? Fasten your seat belt, check your mirrors, let's begin. Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare. Doo Rag, don't you know that you and I are an endangered species? It's a jack move, fool. You realize you just kissed every nigger in the party? Take a road trip in a mail truck? Ashtray: We didn't even do nothing. I used to change my father's diapers all the time. Loc Dog knocks him out as he and Preach proceed to stomp him, flattening him literally.
A white sniper shoots and kills an African-American college student starting his first day. Man, who is this girl? See, my poetry, it helps me escape the harsh realities of livin' in the hood. Dave the Crackhead: Man, you got any spare change? I'm fixin' to tell you how it is in the hood. You know what I'm sayin'? Dave the Crackhead: Man, I'll suck yo dick, man! Now in a circular motion, rub your stomach and pat your head. Hey, you want some of this? Hey, Loc, I hope you ain't sellin' out on me with no jive-ass dream. This tactic fails as Toothpick performs a drive-by shooting and Crazy Legs is injured.
Look, you got big, man! It's the motion in the ocean. I bet you I can get her number. Only thing is, now she's pregnant. Has a dream to be a professional dancer. This is some good shit. Make him a cripple like me. But always cross in the green, never in between.
Yo, what you do is get yourself a 40, right? See, my cousin Loc Dog lived right across the street. At a picnic Tray falls for the infamous Dashiki much to the distaste of ex-convict Toothpick. Very interesting, um-- I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit. I'm gonna go in here and get me a malt liquor Slurpee. So let me get this straight. I don't wanna talk to you. Say, man, don't be giving that little kid no alcohol.
No, I got hit by a car. The quartet decides to get protection from their friend Old School. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. That sounds nice, but I'm leavin' the hood in a couple of days. You know you fucked up, right? From block parties and beepers to high tops and high-powered weapons, it's everything that's funny about growing up in the hood - the Wayans Brothers' neighborhood, that is. Hey, let's raise up outta here 'fore I loc up on these people.
Based on Abby the 1974 blaxploitation horror film about a woman who is possessed by an African sex spirit. We follow Ashtray as he returns to the place he grew up in and meet his father and his basket-case friends. Fool, Dashiki was born pregnant. I went over to her house one Sunday mornin'. May I have a pen, please? We didn't even do nothin'.
Dashiki agrees to give Tray another try and they decide to leave the hood as planned. I couldn't believe this was happening to me. Hey, could you do me a favor? Similar to , the film spoofs a number of , , such as , , , , , , , , , and most prominently , and. Don't let me catch you drinkin' my shit. But I don't know why. Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes. How come you never came to see me, man? Synopsis : A vingt ans, Ashtray n'est plus un enfant.
So, um, I'm gonna give you a call about 5:00, all right? Man, you got any spare change? Look, nigger, I ain't got to do nothin'. God expects you To do what the Lord wants you to do Like those of you who realize that That the Lord wants you to give generously into His church - Amen! I really enjoyed this, it was a movie where you could grab some popcorn lay back, switch your mind off and laugh non stop. So, will I see you again? While proceeding to have sex with her, she morphs into a demonic version of herself and proceeds to force Loc Dog to have sex with her. I mean, it touched me in a. And Grandma, you better stay out my lndo, 'fore I smoke your ass! Yes, l-- I like that. Toothpick and his gang then flee the scene.