I'm not even sure I'm allowed to be around kids right now. But I'm gonna tell you something, Doug. Get him a body bag! The dojo students try to intimidate the popular kids at a party. Hey, you can take all that-- -Ugh. You put it on the wrong wall. I'd say get your life in order, but, uh, at this point, you're like the meat in your fridge. And once you do that, you'll be the one who's feared.
Don't worry, it's gonna be level. Hey, yo, Brucks, get the light beer this time. Yeah, what do you got? You know when I met your mom, she really knocked my socks off. You have a problem with that? Yeah, well, you did move in on my girl. You looking for a new ride? Hey, get off the kid! And, hey, look, I don't blame you for what happened back in the day, all right? No, no, you'd be doing me a favor. Ah, shit, I'm sorry, man.
Why don't we walk the lot? Yes, ma'am, that's correct, Your Honor, she is-- Who the hell are you? Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked. Well, she actually wasn't really your girl anymore, was she? Our guys aren't used to working on a car like this. It was a really close match. Hey, where you going, pussy? Well, you know, I told your mama I'd take care of you always, but in this case, I think even she would cut me some slack. They could use the practice.
I got something for you. What are you-- Open the door! Well, you could open your own dojo. So what brings you in? Now, isn't this what it's all about, folks? Just get the hell out of here, man. Do not question my methods. You got to be kidding me. Yasmine, I told you you shouldn't be on your phone. Got to cut weight for the meet.
I'd rather be homeless than take money from you. Okay, okay, we'll figure this out, all right? Finish up and then beat it. I'm gonna be your sensei. It was an illegal kick. Ooh, what do we got here? I'll get the hell out of here when I'm goddamn good and ready.
Yeah, Sid, you were the stepfather of the century. The blond pretty boy that you beat in that tournament. Oh, no, no, Johnny, we got the best prices in town. However, when Johnny rescues a bullied kid, Miguel, from bullies, he is inspired to restart the notorious Cobra Kai dojo. I don't do karate anymore.
Daniel inspires interest in karate from an unlikely person. All right, back to work. But anyways, I was just wondering if you were having trouble with your water pressure, 'cause I know our sink's being a little weird right now and-- Oh, bottles go in the blue bin. Johnny, you're a cream puff! Holy shit, how did you-- Ah! No, I know it was something bad; just tell me. What the hell is this? Listen, Menudo I've lived in this shithole for over ten years.
We're all better off without it, am I right? What the hell are you doing? If you could hear me think This is what I'd say Don't need nothin' but a good time How can I resist Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time Ugh. I'm just busting your chops. Holy-- -How the hell are you? Maybe it's time for an upgrade. That crook at Cole's on Van Nuys-- he's gonna try to screw you over. What did you just call me? It's about a way of life. And here are the watering instructions. This reignites his old rivalry with the successful Daniel LaRusso, who has been working to maintain the balance in his life without mentor Mr.
Okay, well have a nice day, I guess. Come on, he can't breathe. I said the wall across from the door. And at LaRusso Auto, we kick the competi-- That one. And He gave you the touch.