Running time 87 minutes Country United States Language English Campfire Tales is a 1997 American directed by Matt Cooper, , and. Well, maybe you should have thought of that. Why didn't the guy get one of those fake hands? The rest of her body is just slumped on the grass. Upon returning he is attacked by Satan Claus, who rips his heart out. Hey, all you lovebirds out there. Yeah, we're gonna have a D.
Yeah, right before they kill us. God, Lauren, you're so clueless. I've learned Love is a thrill A little bit of lipstick A little bit of frill I know. Suddenly, they are confronted by her father, who attacks Scott with an axe. Eric, where are you going? Look, I don't know who you are or what you are. They're not-- Nobody's lookin', all right? Why are you so hard on Cliff? You can come with me, Heather.
I really wish you would just give him a chance. Hey, Lauren, can I get under the blanket with you guys? Cliff, would you please not do this? Look, l, uh, feel really silly. Oh, I didn't mean to startle you. We have alcohol on the breath. Upon returning home, the girlfriend discovers that her parents have been. Valerie, he's a Peeping Tom.
The horror anthology movie has been a popular source of enjoyment for horror fans for a number of decades. The third story has to do with a greedy, selfish man returning home to his mother for. Time of death is 1 :21 a. What about all those footprints? Lauren, Eric, and Alex are lying dead on stretchers. And, oh, how I love you There! Look, I think there's someone out there with a flashlight.
You know, we could never be back this way again. What do you guys want to order? Do you have a phone I could use? Uh, daddy, why don't you just leave me the money. Well, would you drive like a decent human being? And he just sat there. Look, uh, if it makes you feel any better. You are such an asshole. The working titles for the film included Fear and All American Campfire Horror Stories.
I could catch a fuckin' marlin. I can't leave my brother's car here. Well, I know one thing-- I'm not driving to Las Vegas on my honeymoon. Oh, my God, my brother's gonna kill me, man. There's got to be a first-aid kit in here somewhere. Well, maybe there's a leak. Stick with it, though, and you'll be well rewarded; the last two stories really pay off with a fine mix of storytelling, grue, and sick laughs; coupled with some atmospheric camerawork and nifty monster effects.
The troop behind the film — Matt Cooper, Eric Manes, and Martin Kunert — are horror fans that know how to get the job done. Oh, you scared the crap out of me. Case in point Campfire Tales. They were gonna stop along the way. Well, I don't see anything, all right? You don't open it until you hear me go like this. This is the scenic route. He looks really shaken up.
You should see how sweet and sensitive he can be. They light flares and discover an abandoned church foundation nearby, where they start a fire. . What if that guy's still out there? When he returns toward the car, he sees a. Suddenly, Lauren, Eric, and Alex vanish, and their campfire has disappeared from the church. I'm sure there's some hick sleeping in the back. When released in America, promotional material compared Campfire Tales to and , despite the fact the film itself had been made prior to both of these.
Baby, hurry Don't make me worry, uh-huh Unh. I told you, I'm going out. You'll hit the highway in about four miles. I want you to look at page sixty-two. So, you got hair on your balls yet? I'll see what I can do. I have a calling card. I have kissed your lips A thousand times And more times than I can count I have called you mine You have stood by me In my darkest hour And, oh, how happy You have made me Oh, how happy You have made me Come on, everybody.
Running time 88 minutes Country United States Language English Campfire Tales 1991 is an written and directed by William Cooke and Paul Talbot. Thank God we didn't hit that car. I have to wait for my husband. By the way, my name's Scott. Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.