We don't want anything to distract from romance. Oh, I'm not our secret weapon. The girls can't see me like this. Luthor in a Santa suit — there are no words! Uh, no, but I do, because I'm her. Do you have a problem with that? Walton, Peabody, everyone who ever doubted us. A punishment so old-fashioned it was considered hopelessly out of date when I was a schoolboy? Am I to assume that Miss Snow has also chosen Scrimmage Academy for one of her educational experiments? You mean, like, a distraction? And somewhere in these woods is a lady who has two of them. Is that what that smell is? I'm sorry I interrupted your water war thing, but it was nice to finally get to meet you.
Gunhold, baby, and this is how I do! Let's all give her a very warm Scrimmage Academy welcome. Why are there so many of you? Respectfully, how is it any different than George patrolling the halls, giving out demerits? Wizzle, Gordon wanted me to see if you had any homework for him. Wilbur Hackenschleimer - A large boy who is known for having a voracious appetite, he is one of the most willing participants in the schemes Bruno comes up with. Lo, 'tis Headmaster Sturgeon, here to do his annual recitation. Remember, students, your new uniforms are mandatory. Yes, girls, I'm back and I'm here to help.
What do I need to do to get through to you boys? Can we not aim that low? In fact, I pity the lap that tries to get in your way. We need to stop, take a breath, and think it over. Red onion is coming in there. Okay, this can only last a couple days. It has come to my attention that some of you are finding the red ball exercise repetitive, so this morning, you are all getting a yellow ball. Do I look like Miss Scrimmage to you? Hey, don't worry about all that other stuff. I'll be there as soon as I can.
The school's students team up to get rid of Wizzle and Peabody before the school board hires them on permanently. I should do this myself. It is ranked first in academic standards. I now pronounce you soul mates through eternity. Well, anything to get them hitched and on their way. I don't wanna do this.
Superintendent Snow sent us Miss Peabody to share her unique approach to educating young women. But soft, what light through yonder doorway breaks? Do not try this at home. Featuring an eclectic mix of supporting characters ranging from an an eccentric school genius to a hypochondriac snob, Bruno and Boots' epic pranks and frequent unintended consequences keep the stories continuously thrilling. We're all gonna die in an earthquake! She is very forgiving of Bruno and Boots and their pranks. I'd like to meet with you to discuss the future of your wonderful program.
And if Bruno doesn't like someone, Bruno will scheme to get rid of him! I don't know what kind of cushy program leader you got today, but mine is a real drill sergeant. You have got to be kidding me. However, I did read a subsection of the agreement that may be pertinent in this case. Getting him to change his mind is gonna be impossible. . Cathy Burton - The Bruno-equivalent, Cathy is good at football and can even play quarterback, though she is mischievous, just like Bruno, such as when she played under Elmer's name so she could join the team at Macdonald Hall.
Alex Coach Flynn - The physical education teacher and coach, and the housemaster in charge on Dormitory 2. Okay, okay, I got it. I know which ones I trust. Sturgeon, is there a reason for this disruption? Hey, but don't worry about it. Yeah, I guess it's best to play it safe. Just because you're doing something doesn't automatically mean that you're helping. Traditional classroom lectures are now a thing of the past.
With new dress codes, psychological testing, and early-morning wake-up calls with track laps as punishment, the boys and girls decide Wizzle and Peabody have to go. Touch screens in every class, improved school uniforms, and some exciting new approaches to discipline I think you'll all agree are, um, really rad. It's time I followed in her example. I didn't order you to speak. I told you to take the hopes and dreams out of your ears and fall in. Sturgeon, I will have to ask you to stop this intrusion. Boys, I am going to do what generations of Sturgeons have done in times of crisis.
Wizzle, I can't move you to a hotel over some earthquake that nobody else has even noticed. What are you doing here? I had one idea, but. No time for a chat? Fans can also follow Bruno and Boots online on , and. What happens if the plan doesn't work? We can make the turn! Well, they're too tired to misbehave. But no one believes them? It is unknown how old they are, but they are too young to shave. It's been far too long.
Jim Snow - The chairman of the Board of Directors of Macdonald Hall. At this size, you can really enjoy them. And what is with the bedazzling? Schultzenhop of Mungingham College, it could be right in our own backyard. Excuse me again, antique and produce lady, do you know when the next bus is, heh? Long enough to know when I'm being tricked into going into the back so some twerp can sneak something from up here. I hope Superintendent Snow wasn't too upset the happy couple ended their pilot program early? Ahem, boys, will you excuse us for a few moments? Eugenia, I've never heard you so angry. He is an amateur weightlifter who once lifted a piano, a player on the football team and is talented at woodwork and metal shop.