You particularly liked the fight scene between the two women. Well, you a regular gangster, huh? I have no problem being Peter's wingman on this one. He got rough with you? Peter is not responsible for any of this. Oh, hells no, Miss Thing. I'm gonna give you an aromatherapy massage with incense! Oh, Ashley, I didn't realize you were gonna be here. He went and hired somebody! Well, it was the dogs? I know she ain't talkin' to me. This here's a charitable event.
Oh, thank you very much, but I don't think I did anything - an ordinary man wouldn't do. I mean, you think I can't talk like you? Because you're not a blonde. What are you talking about? You'll just have to keep trying, won't you? He went out to find you. I don't care if you're Halle Berry, man. There was a girl in the photo. They never told my lawyer about this shit.
He's i-in the dining room. I'm not gonna reopen the case. You've messed with the wrong W. But, uh, look, don't be gettin' no ideas about sneakin' up in here and hittin' this ass, 'cause you blew your chance with this fine sister. They do rude, outdated things like sing a slave song and automatically assume she is a maid or nanny just because she is black. It is more offensive than it is funny.
You know, Ashley, not all of us earn our living by milking rich geriatrics out of their money. I found it in your drawer. Because she said dogs, and then I said dogs, so I assumed that would be okay. She knows who your accomplice was. Ashley, who are you doing here? Were you laughing at me? Not only is she an intellect, but she is a great cook, educator and schooled in law.
Why wouldn't she know that? Of course it helps that they are surrounded by the funniest supporting cast I've seen in years. I want you and your dogs to go back to the pound now. Virginia Arness has dismissed her current tax lawyers. I'm just gonna roll up on out of here. Not without a broom in your hand.
He said it was his nanny. I know where one is. No, I mean, you haven't seen me. You think anybody at Tobias, Kline, and Barnes would be interested in hearing about you looking for Boom-boom in the federal pen? She didn't look like any nanny I'd ever seen. I got my own balls! What morgue did you find this one at? Look, we can't wait no more.
Now, give me some dap, right there on the edge. This movie offended and bored me at the same time. Oh, you got that anointing on you. Georgey, let's go watch that biography on Francis Drake. How would you like me to pounce on you - like a lion from above? Well, let me just go check if there's enough food. Sanderson, I can see you are very busy. It is an equal opportunity offender with funny stereotypes to go around for everyone.
Now, what you gonna do? Yeah, nice to meet you. I'm telling you the truth! Anybody here dig what I'm sayin'? However, when she comes to his house for their first face-to-face, she isn't refined, isn't Ivy League, and isn't even a lawyer. There's nothing to eat in the house. And yes, I found the fight scene between Queen Latifah and Missi to be funny as well. I'm tellin' you the truth! I didn't know who else to call.
The audience, which ranged from teen to senior citizen, laughed twice; once when Martin and Latifah were caught in an uncompromising position and again at the end when Martin does his wannabe-black routine The one original angle this movie could have taken would have been to have Martin and Latifah fall in love. Well, you think you know somebody, and then one day you wake up in Thailand missing a kidney. Queen Latifah's character is supposedly brilliant yet chooses to talk street because she wants to. Arness, I'm not here to cause any trouble. I will only mention three. Oh, snap out of it, already.