Oh, I have to drug them first of course! E: Now look here Bob. Oh, damn inspiring stuff; the magazine that tells the Tommies the truth about the war. The British Tommies are all portrayed as six foot six with biceps the size of Bournemouth. While many historians look back on this time as a difficult period in human history, BlackAdder views it all with a laugh and smile. The series uses a comedic lens to portray issues that were of serious concern during the Middle Ages. George: Well, I would prefer so sir, yes. E: That is our Baldrick.
Because I told you to, you silly little rat! What am I going to do? What is it brings you here? Tell me gorgeous, what is your name? Episode 3: 'Nob and Nobility' This episode visits the circumstances surrounding the flight of aristocrats from France during the revolution and the popular legend of the Scarlett Pimpernel. Blackadder Series 2 Episode 1 Bells Full Script In the house of Kate and her father. Oh God… At the doctors. Percy: We could have the Morris dancers, My Lord. I got some letters I took??? Thank you so very much. You know you want to.
E: Well, Bob, welcome on board. Blackadder: How dare you Darling!? Edmund: sarcastic What do they do? Darling: Well, three reasons as a matter of fact. Having wooed her heart for the Prince with a lot of drippy poetry, Blackadder is disgusted to learn that the Hardwoods have been lying about their fortunes from industry, and in fact have been living off lard butties for five years. Percy: Because the knives are real and McAngus is just about to get killed. I shall find another way to earn us a living. He refers to himself as the BlackAdder, hence the series' title.
And win the greatest victory since the Winchester flower-arranging team beat Harrow by twelve sore bottoms to one! I seek information about a Wisewoman. Queen: Do I know him? So I had the quartermaster take them on at once. B: Bah, I was wondering if I might sleep on the roof sir? So you started fancying boys then, have you? Back at the entertainments, a man on stage shoos away his four chickens, who have just laid eggs. I can make things very difficult for him. I can be silent no longer.
You see, I found I actually preferred wearing boys clothes. Edmund: They speak of acts of love between your wife and Donald, the Gay Dog of the Glens. Prique and the Wooferoonies sheath their knives and begin the play. Melchett: Bravo Blackadder, I have absolutely no hesitation in appointing you our official regimental artist. God, I wish I were out there with them, dodging the bullets, instead of having to sit here drinking this chateau Lafite, eating these Filets Mignon in sauce Bernaise. I had three sisters and they were called Donald, Eric and Basil.
S: Oh good, I see the target is ready. Yes we could sink to really dirty songs and… oh God, I find you curiously pleasant company, young Bob. Baldrick: No, My Lord — you get this enormous great cannon— Edmund: as though the idea is ridiculous Oh, I see, I take him outside, get him to stick his head down a cannon and then blow it off. He shall be my best man. Harry: Er, tactful, I think. What business do you mean? Messenger: My Lord… Edmund: Take that to Lord Chancellor, thank you. George: Well, Private Baldrick is obviously some kind of an impressionist.
E: Kate, he looks like what he is: a dung ball in a dress. Therefore I come to London to seek a servants wage. E: No Baldrick, I think that grandchildren may now be out of the question. I must look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain me in my frail dotage. F: But why go all the way to London when you can make a fortune lying on your back? Darling: How can you possibly know that Blackadder? Percy, there must be someone else, there must be! Ah, ha, ha … At the house of Lord Blackadder. Edmund: The King will not be returning.
Edmund: In the Great Hall and in the bladder! Darling is at his desk writing; Blackadder enters. Melchie, what do you think of all this? Edmund: Ah yes, one day. S: And so modest too. Edmund: Yes, perhaps, but I think I may have a more cunning one. E: Anyway, what do you want? Edmund used to have a servant called Baldrick. Darling: Captain Blackadder to see you sir.
George: Yes, now er, why did you choose that? His uncle Bertie and I used to break wind for our college. Although it gives me an idea. I would like you to take this letter to Dover where is recently docked the galleon of my old school friend and adventurer Lord Flashheart. Come on, get on with your shot. Melchett: Oh, good Lord no. His own father often cannot even remember Edmund's name.
General Melchett wants to see you about a highly important secret mission. It can be your lucky willy. McAngus is going to die! The series also features Shakespearean dialogue, often adapted for comic effect. No, I was thinking of something else. Darling: Who painted this Blackadder? King: Edward… rides off Baldrick: My Lord, with the King gone… Edmund: Hmmm? Then you stretch it out under a hot light bulb, then you get within dashing distance of the latrine, and then you scoff it right down. Episode 6: 'Duel and Duality' In this final episode of the series, the Prince Regent has sullied the reputations of the nieces of the Duke of Wellington.