I have a really dry wit -- like bone-dry. Yeah, there's no way Francine lets that fly, Stan. I've been acing my practice tests at school, then flunking the real tests. So this was a practice test. Not getting that from you. Steve: Didn't you do my laundry? I guess that could be helpful if I'm saying something tongue-in-cheek.
I'm just a divorced dad with weekend visitation. We take karate at his dojo. This season appears to be whimpering off on a low note, but with some redeeming memories. Wait -- did you learn nothing from that whole experience? Yes, but I'm angry at him because he was texting and driving! And get away from him it does! They live by the code of the ancient Amazons. Didn't want to pay for the whole tan? You can flunk every test forever and you still get to come back here.
Part two is no dinner. I want to see you do that exact same dive at the public pool in front of the entire neighborhood. What do you want to see? There are a lot of directions that this episode could go in, but it manages to subvert expectations in a delightful way. Because you sent me this video right after. I kinda just thought we'd do this new thing. May he be getting full-on plotlines again soon! I'm putting my foot down -- no more texting in the Smith family. No more close calls like that.
You can tell a bad story, but as long as the journey is funny, nobody seems to complain. She's eating out of the swampy palm of my hand. That story itself was all I really enjoyed. I can't just turn a blind eye to this, Mr. As long as that mainframe exists, someone could find out the truth. Sydney, you don't work here anymore. How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here? We shooould probably get some magazines, though.
You just have to end this war with your mom. You've never had seizures before! This is definitely the weaker of the plots going on here, but even still the payoff at the end is very satisfying, as is the visual gag that accompanies it. Klaus, I don't care about that. Looks like I'm in the clear. Did you miss an episode of American Dad but don't you wan't that to happen in the future? This episode is a perfect example of that. He was texting and driving. She works for the mainframe.
Elsewhere, in B-Story Land, Roger attempts to help Steve with a pesky case of the yips. You fix it where you fix everything in the swimming pool. You know, I-I don't get it, Roger. That's a common side effect of the meds. It was 20 bucks, so we're stealing towels.
We're a sweet, young newlywed couple and we kind of expect the world to give us things. He's out of his coma. Driving is already dangerous enough without texting. Just put my foot down hard on texting. I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day the sun in the sky has a smile on his face and he's shinin' a salute to the American race oh, boy, it's swell to say good -- good morning, U.
Okay, Stan, I want you on bed rest. I work for a company! The jokes are always the saving grace of any episode with a story that lacks intrigue. I was pretty happy to actually see Jeff being put to good use in this episode. You kids today, all shuffling around aimlessly with your heads buried in your phones. I could use a break.
Only two types of people wear speedos to the public pool -- great athletes and perverts. Andwhileyou'replaying board games with the family. I'm also prescribing some pretty aggressive antiseizure medication. I'm down here for the crisper drawer. I also wrote them in German. What do I do about that? Ah, the public pool -- society's unflushed toilet.