Darling, is something bothering you? Since I was about 12, I've been looking forward to my sweet 16. Now, don't give me that pouty look of yours. You know, a girl with a hat is just so. Did you put your name on it? I know I came on kinda like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything. And he is totally enamored of me. You wanna feel a real clean, close shave? I don't want to hurt your feelings, 'cause it's really human of you to listen to my bullshit.
Figure to, like, 17 digits. ! I must've been on drugs five minutes ago. The sixteen-year-old has a crush on the most popular boy in school, and the geekiest boy in school has a crush on her. By night's end, I predict me and her will interface. I dabble a little bit in personal loans and politics. He doesn't even know I exist. What would you like me to say, Sam? Maybe you could just stand there with me and my dudes and just be you, and.
I've got a mouthfrul ofr toothpaste. Maybe I should let him come to me. I should be happy, right? Okay, I'll be a dumb-ass. No, I didn't expect to wake up transformed. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh? The sixteen-year-old has a crush on the most popular boy in school, and the geekiest boy in school has a crush on her.
It's kinda cool, the way she's always lookin' at me. Don't be such a wimp! They'll feel some massive guilt. Her sister's getting married, and with all the excitement the rest of her family forgets her birthday! You don't have a fever. Well, where am I sleeping? Can't I trust you to do anything? I don't want to see it! She looks at me like she's in love with me. Add all this to a pair of horrendously embarrassing grandparents, a foreign exchange student named Long Duk Dong, and we have the makings of a hilarious journey into young womanhood. The thing is, I got a problem.
Before we get in a big, wicked fight, let's get outta here, huh? Well, they're not comin' from me. I think you're jealous that I'm getting married. Description Samantha's life is going downhill fast. So what're you gonna do with her? The sixteen-year-old has a crush on the most popular boy in school, and the geekiest boy in school has a crush on her. Kinda like the king of the dipshits.
Oh, I'm gonna kill myself. I can tell you right now. I swear to God, Caroline Mulford had to flunk about nine grades. Just tryin' to get a little bit of water. Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes? And it, like, it stuck with me.
It's not gonna be cold. Tell me what happened at home. I'd shit twice and die. My arthritis in my fingers bothers me quite a bit. Would it be totally off the wall if. I can remember lots of things. Not if you're gonna insult me.
Her sister's getting married, and with all the excitement the rest of her family forgets her birthday! Practically impossible to cut up. Add all this to a pair of horrendously embarrassing grandparents, a foreign exchange student named Long Duk Dong, and we have the makings of a hilarious journey into young womanhood. Depends on how much you paid me. This was before I knew you. That's a very nice thing to say. And I was supposed to do it and pass it to you in independent study. Maybe I'm interested in more than a party.
You can eat your carrots when you get home. Do you know anything about floppy disks? They fucking forgot my birthday. Should I go up to him? Did she come here with you? God, I hope whoever got the note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row. I felt it on my leg.
No, but it was really embarrassing. Your grandfather Fred jumped our claim on Sara's room. It is physically impossible for me to get happy. Is there anything wrong with me tryin' to put together some kind of relationship between us? Look, I'd appreciate you not laughing here, okay? I owe all my great weekends to you. Whatever I did was an accid.